May 2013
7 posts
worst names
Bambi, Brandi, Candi, Taffi, & Tammi/ Bertha & Bud Snoogie
Crystal & Tiffani
Dolores Umbridge
Esther Stufflebean
Harry Pooper/ Hister
Jeanie
Peggy
Ralph Eugene Meatyard
worst phrases
beverage
clutter of spiders
flesh
our little talks
April 2013
5 posts
favorite insults
As disciplined as an army of cats
Continuation of institutionalized silence
Excitable little troll, isn’t he?
Fatard
Lurching sows
Sloppy, selfish, hedonistic t***muchner
They don’t laugh much. They own no books, no playing cards, no games.
Weasely little turd
TIMES OF THE DAY
400- The time main circuit party dances usually end, with revelers moving to after-hours parties.
500- Typical time of day for farmers to rise to milk cows & feed animals. Chief Information Officer John Halamka rises & starts on an annual information technology report on a typical day. Marines wake up with ten minutes to groom & shave. The monks at Plum Village rise.
510- The...
CHARACTERS BY TITLE
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS: Hercule Poirot/ Mister Ratchett/ Monsieur Bouc/ actress Missus Hubbard/ Princess Dragomiroff/ Dragomiroff’s maid Hildegarde/ Hubbard’s daughter Countess Andrenyi/ Andrenyi’s husband, the Count/ Ratchett’s secretary Hector MacQueen/ Ratchett’s valet Masterman/ Colonel Arbuthnot/ former governess Mary Debenham
PEANUTS: Charlie Brown/ Linus...
Travel Plans
AUSTRIA: Melk Abbey
CHINA: Potala
IRELAND: Ashford Castle hotel
ITALY: Case Romane del Celio, Roma/ Grotta del Vento in the Apuane Alps, Tuscany/ Nymphaeum at the Villa Giulia in Roma/ Palazzo Barberini, Roma/ Tomb of the Infernal Chariot, reserve through Civic Archaeological Museum, Sarteano, Val di Chiana/ Villa Borghese, Roma/ Villa Doria Pamphilj, Roma/ Villa Sciarra, Roma
PERU: hike the...
favorite quotes
“Be still, stay quiet, & listen to your heart. Then, when it speaks, get up & go where it takes you.” -Sara Teasdale
Fresh air solves everything, & walks are free.
“If the day & night are such that you greet them with joy, & life emits a fragrance like flowers & sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more starry, more immortal, -that is your...
March 2013
3 posts
list of favorite names
Aaron Justin Brown/ Agbodji/ Alexei, Anastasia, Beluga, Olga, Osetra, Sevruga, Sterlet, & Tatiana Romanov/ Aloycius/ Antoine Laumet de la Mothe, Sieur de Cadillac
Beatrix Wilhelmine van Armgard/ Billy Leatherwood/ “Boobs” McCoy/ Brutus & Nero
Castillo/ Captain Handsome/ César Ritz/ Chad/ Countess von Wchinitz und Tettau/ Count of Canossa
Darth Malak/ Desdemona/ Deuteronomy/...
list of favorite phrases
Absorbing & seductive/ A cart full of fireworks is exploded/ a festive eruption of orbs & urns/ Affogoto/ a kudzu of baroque ornamentation/ alone by the lake/ Amiable backwoodsmen/ Animal trophies, antique furniture, Montana stone/ ascendant/ awful & beautiful
Barbacoa/ Beau idéal/ Born & raised in a summer haze
Career bachelor/ Chocolate-gravel voice/ Chosen for their height,...
favorite place names
Adventure Mountain/ Angel Falls/ Arcadia
Banking Clan Satellite/ Barluck’s/ Barrio/ Baths of Saturna/ Betty’s Hope Plantation/ Boddy Manor/ B’omarr Monastery/ Borgo/ Buttfuck Disco
Cago/ Castel Gandolfo/ Castle Rackrent/ Cathedral Alley/ Cave of Wonders/ Cobblepot Manor/ Coconut Grove/ Consulate/ Cornaro Chapel/ Crypta Balbi
Dick’s Sporting Goods/ Domus Aurea
Embassy...
November 2012
1 post
August 2012
42 posts
